what does that mean
(via mydarling)
“What do you mean a garage sale? She’s having a yard sale.”
“It’s like she wants everyone to know how she did it with a girl, but like so did I and I’m not bragging about it!”
“She looks like she’s gonna eat my soul and turn me into a black blooded zombie monster.”
Someone hang out with me tomorrow.
(via inventada)
Who wants to take a self defense class with me?
You get to punch things.
(Source: chelseawoosh, via tropicalcocks)
(Source: ridancebonne, via tropicalcocks)
(via aloverstale)